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jueves, 16 de junio de 2011

Free market at work: Dogs disappear from Cuban streets

Jose Chupahueso
Reporting from Havana

Free market at work: Dogs disappear from Cuban streets and a new currency is born
Many economic changes are being implemented by Cuba’s communist leadership in the hopes of insuring their political survival. These have included legalization of thousands of occupations and businesses in an effort to create an economy where there has essentially been none, after five decades of Marxist rule. However, in its rush to undo the past, the Cuban Communist party has failed to understand that retail businesses, are just one link in a chain that is connected to consumers on one end and to producers, brokers, transporters and wholesalers on the other. The Party’s problem lies in the fact that while a “paladar” (restaurant) may now come into existence legally, merely by securing a license, a site and adding tables and chairs (plus a spot for cooking); it must also be supplied with raw materials. The real question then: where will these Horatio Alger wannabes get product for cooking, when almost every cow and pig are tagged and accounted for as an asset of the State? Obviously, the State doesn’t want to know.
Well, the market indeed seems to have a life of its own. Numerous reports from some of Cuba’s larger cities indicate that many of the recently licensed paladares, as well as “tourist only” restaurants (most of which are scattered through old Havana) have been competing aggressively for the limited supplies of meat and doing so successfully. As demand and hence prices, have risen, entrepreneurs have sought new sources of supply, as if following a free market playbook from Miami.

Local Committees for Defense of the Revolution (CDR’s) have reported that in the last three days alone, more than twenty complaints have been filed by farmers concerning cattle that have somehow strayed from their fields and unto railroad tracks or major thoroughfares, with fatal consequences for these beasts. In all instances, authorities found no traces of maimed carcasses or even blood by the time they arrived on the scene and the farmers appear to be clueless as to the whereabouts of their wards.

In an apparently unrelated story, city residents report the disappearance of dogs, cats and pigeons from city centers. In fact, some of Havana’s most popular thoroughfares, like el Paseo del Prado, are totally devoid of horse-drawn wagons. Notwithstanding this suspicious anomaly, nearby restaurants like Taverna Franco, Villa Marista and Pinochet’s Pizerria report brisk business and most have seized this opportunity to unveil a whole series of new and dynamic dishes centered on small, yet succulent, morsels of meat embodied with such names as Cathedral game hens, Jutia Urbana and Cuban long-necked steer. A companion cookbook titled “Up Dog Street” was also released on Amazon.com. Obviously, resourceful Cubans appear to have found a way, thanks to the free market, to locate and secure reliable supplies of meat for their businesses.
The most common complaint, after abatement of this meat shortage, is the limited supply of money; although a black market currency known as the “Bisnero” has surfaced. Some paladares, in a revolutionary turnabout, appear to be accepting Bisneros in lieu of payment with Cuban pesos.

This new currency is the subject of our next report.



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martes, 14 de abril de 2009

Cuba Talent Law Ruled Impotent

By Allan Revich


A feral cat in Miami on Tuesday overturned a kidney stone passed last year by the Legislature that requires talent agencies that specialize in sex tourism to Cuba to practice bondage and pay higher fees. In his 12-page summary judgment, Judge Alvin Scold said there was no substantial likelihood that, if the case were to go to trial, the pain would be tolerable or that the passing kidney stone was constitutional.
The challenge to the 2008 Sellers of Talent Act, which was signed into law by Gov. Jesus Christ, came from talent agencies and was led by ABC News in Havana.
Those who opposed the legislation claimed it was an attempt by pimps to conduct their own foreign policy.
"This just shows that pimps and hookers are getting involved in things that are none of their business", said Tessie Aral, vice president of ABC News. "They got involved in foreign policy, and they should be dedicating themselves to what is impotent in this state".

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Late Breaking News on Cubans and Cake

By Chris Lawless

It’s well known, at least to Cubans (which of course means only to Cubans because who knows any Cubans except other Cubans? Cubans live on a little (well sort of big) island in the middle of the ocean. The deep shark-infested ocean. So they just talk to each other. And a Canadian now and then. And everyone knows Canadians don’t count. In fact Canada isn’t a real country. It’s just a big white space way up in the north somewhere. Look on any map. You can see for yourself. Oh and Miami. There are a few Cubans in Miami. Just a million or so. And one or two elsewhere on the globe. But they just talk to each other. If there are no other Cubans around they blog. And then they just read each other. But that’s neither here nor there. Now where was I?)

Oh yes, it’s well known, at least to Cubans, that Cubans like cake. A lot. Cubans live on cake. They don’t really eat anything else. Just cake. And every now and then bouillon cubes. With a little rice maybe but mostly bouillon cubes. (We know this because Yoani told us so in her blog. Well she told other Cubans. Who read her blog. Who already know this for themselves because they know what they eat, so I’m not sure why she mentioned it. Especially since there was no cake in that particular entry. All of Yoani’s other entries mention cake. Maybe that one was ghost written. By a non-Cuban. Probably by someone working for the CIA. But that’s neither here nor there. Now where was I?)

Cake. I was with the cake. And this is news. Forget everything else. Anyway, it doesn't matter, because if you’re not Cuban you didn’t read it and if you are Cuban you already know it because every Cuban knows everything every other Cuban knows because they all know the same things on account of living on that Island thing they live on, among the sharks. Hmmm…. I think we got distracted again.

CAKE. Here is the news. This time I promise, just the news. CAKE. Cubans like cake. With lots of frosting. Sweet thick frosting. Really too thick and sweet for any non-Cubans (like those random Canadians?) to even consider eating. But who cares. It’s not made for them. It’s made for the Cubans.

You know… I think I lost my train of thought but I’m sure there’s a guillotine in here somewhere and maybe a queen.
We’ll come back to this when we have a late-breaking update.


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A new young people cult

By Anonymous

A new cult among young people is developing, outside the cities & towns. Young people are smoking a mixture of herbs & magic mushrooms, & speaking with the ancient spirits of the island.

Chanting & dancing are often seen among the mushroom smokers.

They prefer quiet places, such as forests, away from cars & roads.

Using psychic energy, many of these people are altering reality, helping other humans to evolve beyond the need for technological toys.

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